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Malheurmiel

by Alturúk

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Dans les cavernes sombres, hidden deep inside the earth, Where no light shines except for our own brilliantes yeux, And deep in the misty forêts, that shroud the tallest montagnes, Nous cachons from the sunlight, et the children of Adam. But now the sun is setting behind the mountain's peak, And the long, sombre hiver nuit begins to fall once more. Our time is here! Rejoix Trollfolken! Emerge from your hiding places! Vinterfest approche! We will sing et danse beneath la pleine lune And around the roaring fire we will drink to our freedom retrouvée When the people of this world se couchent dans leurs lits, We will haunt their dreams with the joyous sound Of our revelry! Bring out the cups and tables, Tap les barils et light the feu A Notre Santé! The masters of the night Drink the ale and join your kin this is no time for douceur Our cups runeth over avec plaisir et hydromel! YA! DRINK AND FEAST People of the montagnes O! Drink with me! Nous ne pouvons pas arrêter le rite terrible Il y a déja commencé et maintenant le monde sera consommé par les flammes! Cette nuit is our right! Banissons the light! Vinterfest approche! Sous le ciel fonce! Trollfolken, once again, we retake the surface world Time once more to drink and dance and sing beneath the stars unfurled. But this time we shall not cease, for now that we have been released, There is no undoing what we will commit this night! Draw les symboles infernels, speak the words unspeakable, Help complete the Ritual! That dawn may never rise again The moon will swallow up the sun And our evil, drunken, happy, twilit revelry will never have to end!
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Roast Beast 04:54
Le chef dit qu'on a besoin d'une fête Nous devons chasser une bête Delicieuse mais dangereuse Prenez votre lance! Prayers for a successful hunt Offerings to the gods Bless our arrows with primal grace The beast we seek is a deadly adversary It will either be its life or yours It's a terror! A brutal monster! N'hésitez-pas! Nous avons seulement une chance! Tusks like razors and hooves like thunder Its hide bristles with the broken blades of those who've failed Giant mouth oozes stench and saliva Its fangs like an army of daggers Mais ses griffes mechantes et queue pointue ne sont pas le pire. Il n'attaque pas avec ses cornes, laissez-moi vous dire: Vous devez avoir peur des yeux de la créature, Parce que si vous les regardez Vous mourrez! The beast can kill with just a gaze! Strike for its glowing eyes! Glory awaits us if we survive, join the hunt! So we tracked the beast down to its cave: We could hear its breath and smell its foul stench from outside its lair The horrid monster could awaken at any moment. So I called to my men: Draw your weapons! Prendre les armes! N'avais pas peur! We will claim its head and feast tonight! The beast emerged! I covered my eyes and ran. The men who fought were all slaughtered in seconds There is a difference between courage and stupidity, And I know it! But the fools' sacrifice was not in vain, Meat is back on the menu!
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Malheurmiel 06:24
Prepare yourselves my brothers The battle draws near We need something to alleve our fear Drink the liquid given to us by the gods It will even out the odds It's produced by the work of the bees Infused! with the Hemlock weed Potent and awful your mind will spin But tomorrow we shall surely win! Ah! Malheurmiel Fight like a demon from hell A hangover unlike any other The power of Malheurmiel! Fight with the rage of a bear! Défendez notre terre La geule du bois sera insupportable! Nos ennemis seront terrifiés! Strenth of a beast Head pounding Spear like the sting of a bee Trumpets sounding The battle begins, the banners fly Today is not our day to die Embrace the pain we brought upon ourselves Their weapons can't harm you Their courage will break Victory is ours to take We have been tempered in poison Strengthened by the drink! Descendons sur eux comme une marée Un ours furieux dans une ruche d'abeille! But only time will tell If anyone survives le Malheurmiel! Ah! Malheurmiel Fight like a demon from hell A hangover unlike any other The power of Malheurmiel!

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Alturúk returns with its second demo EP!

Ghosts, goblins, monsters and mead abound in this twenty minute opus of polka-infused folk-metal silliness from the frozen wastes of Canada.

In compliance with the draconian laws of the icy northern kingdom from which it hails, all lyrics on "Malheurmiel" are written an incomprehensible mish-mash of both French and English, to better alienate native speakers of both languages.

Prenez un verre et découvrez "Malheurmiel," un album de folk-metal ridicule en Franglais!

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released October 27, 2014

All music and lyrics by Alturúk.

Special thanks to friends and family, the French language, home-brewed mead, and to KQ for the cover art.

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Alturúk Vancouver, British Columbia

Alturúk is a solo recording project by Canadian musician Zac Baccardax. It combines his loves of heavy music, sword-and-sorcery fantasy, and working alone in a dark basement for weeks at a time.

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